always
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But more importantly
why did I only just realize that makeitrains is a play off of the phrase “make it rain?”
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(Source: perostiles, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
so i was on the Party City website and I came across this video and i almost cried laughing
this is actually terrifying
its like some sort of terrible cult
baman rave
“What do you want for your birthday, Harold?” “JUSTICE.”
“TOO BAD NOW ALL OF YOU GET DEAD PARENTS.”
“Wait wha—-“
“YOU PUT ON THE MASKS, YOU ACCEPT YOUR FATE”
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In North Philadelphia, born and raised,
On horseback is where I spent most of my days,
Side saddle, English bridle, gallopin’ all cool,
And all riding some horses outside of the school,
When a couple of instructors who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my riding club,
I went bareback once, and my mom got scared,
And said, “You’ll move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab, but when it came near
It spat and it sputtered and blew some smoke in the air
Cabbie looked at me crazy, and said: “What’s up with the mare?”
I replied: “Man, forget it. I’ll fuck’n ride to Bel Air.”
